Yes, these are the ugliest hobbit toes in the world.
Frequently asked questions:
1. The pain-o-meter is a real-time reflection of the pain signal sent through the nerves in my legs. It was measured through the insertion of a small needle probe hooked up to a galvanometer. No, I'm not serious.
2. The anesthesia didn't 'take' on the right toe because it was so infected. Lack of bloodflow prevented the good stuff from getting to where it needed to go.
3. I am filming.
4. Why would I upload this? Because it's awesome.
5. I've had problems with these for years, this was an attempt to finally solve the problem.